The Creme of the Crud

What separates the men in my life apart? The degree of their loyalty and quality of their servitude. If it isn't apparent how I feel about the male species by now, you're lost. It would be incorrect to claim that all men are equal to one another. Those who give patronage to me and accept me as their Messiah are an inkling better than non-supporters. Reading this should give you an incentive to change your life around so that you can adopt my ideals. The thought of being in my company is exciting and very precious. Instead of living your life for yourself, your life should be lived for me. The sacrifices you make in honor of me skyrocket my ego and induce an adrenaline rush. I admire the slave who tries his best to pay more than the slave who thinks he's doing me a favor by paying. If you can't kiss my precious ass all day every day keep moving. Light bulb slaves, those who switch roles when it suits them don't belong in my flock of sheep. Either you're submissive entirely or you're not, choose your stance. Knowing that I will never return the affection and adoration that you have for me will bring you great joy and keep you merry. Jesus's disciples were proud to without compensation and loved Jesus unconditionally. Emulate these admirable men and work on my behalf fully understanding that the bond we have will never be equal. You will feel a sense of achievement from serving me because you are becoming altruistic and less self-absorbed. What good does a cocky man serve in this world? Not a thing. A cocky man only finds himself alone because no one likes a pompous man.