Princess Kiki (sung to the melody of "Prince Ali" From Disney's Aladdin)

Make way for Princess Kiki
Say hey! It's Princess Kiki

Hey! Clear the way in the world of bizarre
hey you!
She's coming through!
It's a bright new star!
Oh Come!
Be the first on your block to meet her eye!

Make way!
here She comes!
Ring bells! Bang the drums!
Won't be the first time you stop by!

Princess Kiki! Fabulous She!
Kiki the brainwasher
Genuflect, show some respect
Down on one knee!
Now, try your best to stay calm
Wipe off your stained dirty palm
Then come and meet this spectacular coterie

Princess Kiki!
Mighty is She!
economic strangler
clever as ten regular men, definitely!
Turning men into personal whores
Then tossing them when they become bores
Pulling the cash out of those dumb dorks
Yes, Princess Kiki

She displays slaves who are seriously failing

Making them a visible mockery
When it comes to coercion and blackmailing
She's got dirt on you
You must believe, it's a beautiful site to see!

Princess Kiki! outstanding as she, the doom dealer
That technique! How can you speak
Weak at the knee
So bring your ass to her lair
Adjust your thong and prepare
To gawk and grovel and stare at Princess Kiki!



She's training men to behave  like monkeys
(she makes them monkeys, obedient monkeys)
And laughs at them with such glee
(so insidious, so insidious )
She's got slaves, She's got servants and flunkies
(Proud to work for her )
they bow to her whim love serving her
They're just filled with awe of black Kiki
 

To Kiki Great Kiki
Princess Kiki!
 

Fabulous She! The Ballbuster
Yes the Princess is a sight lovely to see
And yes people that's why She has men ready to buy
Gift certificates, tributes, and gifts galore

Scares them shitless yet they return for more

taking no prioners in her strict disciplinary

Clenching balls that needn't be set free
Make way for Princess Kikiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!