Top Ten Reasons Why You Should Serve Me (Out of Innumberable Great Reasons )

1. I am multi-lingual. I speak English, Spanish, Japanese, German, French, and Italian. Saynoara, Adios, Nein, Moi, and Ciao.

2. I am somewhat athletic. I play kickball with your dick, I play baseball with your scrotum, and I play basketball with your bank account.

3. I am multi-talented and am able to multi-task. I can ignore you and allow another loser to speak to me at the same time.

4. I am flexible. I can stretch my pimp hand far enough to face slap you and continue using my other hand simultaneously to type.

5. I am a Scorpio, a water sign. Scorpios make the best Dommes.

6. I am tolerant. I accept the fact that not everyone can be as stupendous and outstanding as this Black Supreme Being.

7. I am agile. I can run circles about losers with very little effort.

8. I am accepting of people who are different. Aren't I accepting financial contributions from you?

9. I am "forgiving". Yea, for giving you my ass to kiss at my own leisure.

10. I am an excellent rhymer. Slave be nimble. Slave be quick. Slave was too slow so I trampled his dick..

Facts about Princess...

I wear a size 8.5 for the most part. In some styles I wear a 9m.

My birthday is on Halloween. Yes, it is. That makes me a Scorpio.

My favorite color is Blue. I like royal blue, light blues, midnight blue, sky blue, and baby blue.

I like to travel and shop online. I like stores like Nordstroms and Macy's. I don't like Sears or JcPenny.

My favorite ice cream flavor is Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough. I love Klondike Bars!

My favorite drink of the moment is water. I used to savor Sprite but now I prefer Diet Pepsi or Coke.

I like the season spring more than any other.

I love the movie "Ultraviolet."

I like any genre of movies except Westerns and Romance.

I listen to any type of music that I think sounds good. I like anything from classic rock to southern rap (crunk).