I Do Not Want Your Dick & Balls (Green Eggs & Ham Parody by Doctor Seuss)

I Do Not WANT your Dick and Balls, I Do Not...like them, not at all. I do not want those nuts and sacks.

 I do not like flat white buttcracks. I do not like them here or there.

 I do not like them anywhere. I would not touch them with my lips.

 I would not with my fingertips. I would not lick up in any jizz. I would not caress anything of his.

I would only hang it from a tree. Swinging like a chimpanzee. I would only cover it with hot wax.

 I would happily charge a cum tax. I must make this clear for all. I do not want your cock or balls.

Slave Be Nimble (Jack Be Nimble)

Slave, be nimble,

Slave, be quick,

Slave better pay

or I crush his dick

Slave hid high

Slave hid low

Slave can't escape

Nowhere to go.

Three Bound Men (Three Blind Men)

Three bound men, three bound men

See how they squirm! See how they squirm!

Their mouths were gagged and their feet were tied,

Sitting on the floor with their hands behind.

Did you ever see such a sight in your life,

As three bound men?

Eencey Weencey Phallus (Eencey Weencey Spider)

Eencey Weencey phallus

Peeked out the boxer's mouth;

Down came the hand

And stretched the Eencey out;

Out came the fag

And slurped up all the cum;

And the large in charge phallus

Climbed up the faggot's bum.

Eeny Meeny Miny Moe (Same Title)

Eeny Meeny Miny Moe

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe

Hang a wanker by the toe

If he hollers make him pay

$500 each payday

 It's Flunkey ("The Slingy Song")

Who's that guy on the block?
craving big cock?
Sucking any man he knows
He's had his lips
On many dick tips
Everyone knows - it's flunkey!

It's flunkey! It's flunkey!
A tool - a slut - a twit
It's flunkey! It's flunkey!
Everyone's favorite bitch

Who sniffs up your crack?
Nibbles nutsack?
Has a penis you won't have to blow
Has bisexual ways

Even serves gays
Everyone knows - it's flunkey!

A flunkey-whore. A flunkey-bitch.
Many services he'll provide
Ring his phone when you need to bone
He'll let you bang his insides

Who makes you cum?
And offers his bum?
His asshole even extends!
A hoe! A hoe! Working solo
Everyone knows - it's flunkey!

He loves anal lube

He's just a big boob
He's quite the neighborhood hoe
He carries it around
In case he is found
By a horny fellow

He's a flunkey! A flunkey!
The portable slut you fuck!
He's a flunkey! A flunkey!
Don't expect to pay him a buck!